Mastercard Jokes

Humor borrowed from the ‘Priceless’ series of Mastercard television commercials

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Priceless Valentine’s Day

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How’s this for a priceless Valentine’s Day surprise:

Chocolates: $30
Long stem Roses: $80
Candle light dinner: $120
Hotel room: $100
Champagne: $50
Condoms: $5
The look on my face when She says that She’s on her period : PRICELESS!

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February 14th, 2011 at 1:03 am

Priceless – Don’t Park By The Hydrant

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BMW motor car – $28,000
Fire hose – $300
Getting lucky enough to be the fireman that has to knock out this idiot’s rear windows … PRICELESS

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September 7th, 2009 at 3:23 pm