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Kobe Bryant’s Priceless Moment

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Back in 2003, Kobe Bryant made the headlines when he was accused of sexual assault at a hotel in Edwards, Colorado by a hotel employee. He then called a press conference, and with his beautiful wife by his side, Bryant tearfully admitted an adulterous sexual encounter with the accuser, but denied the sexual assault allegation.

Going straight to the NBA, fresh out of high school - $20M
Endorsements from McDonald’s, Sprite, Nike and others - $250M
Having to spend your fortune keeping your wife and lawyers happy because you couldn’t keep your pants up - PRICELESS!

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November 26th, 2008 at 12:43 am