Mastercard Jokes

Humor borrowed from the ‘Priceless’ series of Mastercard television commercials

Priceless Hockey Picture

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Front row seats to the Flyers game - $145
Replica hockey jersey - $225
Beers and hot dogs - $22
Picture of you and your friend acting like a couple of wimpy losers in Sports Illustrated magazine - PRICELESS

Priceless hockey picture

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June 25th, 2009 at 5:45 am

You Can’t Dance!

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It’s a dance audition gone wrong!

Greyhound fare to NY: $29
Hotel Stay: $189 Hyatt Regency
New clothes for dance audition: $45 (GAP)
Finding out you can’t dance: PRICELESS … and painful

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May 26th, 2009 at 12:43 am