Mastercard Jokes

Humor borrowed from the ‘Priceless’ series of Mastercard television commercials

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Kobe Bryant’s Priceless Moment

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Back in 2003, Kobe Bryant made the headlines when he was accused of sexual assault at a hotel in Edwards, Colorado by a hotel employee. He then called a press conference, and with his beautiful wife by his side, Bryant tearfully admitted an adulterous sexual encounter with the accuser, but denied the sexual assault allegation.

Going straight to the NBA, fresh out of high school – $20M
Endorsements from McDonald’s, Sprite, Nike and others – $250M
Having to spend your fortune keeping your wife and lawyers happy because you couldn’t keep your pants up – PRICELESS!

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November 26th, 2008 at 12:43 am

Priceless David Beckham Penalty Misses

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During the Euro 2004 Soccer championship, England soccer star David Beckham missed two penalty kicks. He had a penalty saved in England’s 2–1 defeat to France, and completely missed another during a penalty shootout in the quarter-final against Portugal. England lost this shootout and were eliminated from the competition, and Beckham unfortunately became the butt of numerous priceless jokes.

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November 23rd, 2008 at 1:45 pm