Mastercard Jokes

Humor borrowed from the ‘Priceless’ series of Mastercard television commercials

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Priceless - Don’t Park By The Hydrant

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BMW motor car - $28,000
Fire hose - $300
Getting lucky enough to be the fireman that has to knock out this idiot’s rear windows … PRICELESS

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September 7th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

You Can’t Dance!

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It’s a dance audition gone wrong!

Greyhound fare to NY: $29
Hotel Stay: $189 Hyatt Regency
New clothes for dance audition: $45 (GAP)
Finding out you can’t dance: PRICELESS … and painful

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May 26th, 2009 at 12:43 am