Mastercard Jokes

Humor borrowed from the ‘Priceless’ series of Mastercard television commercials

Archive for February, 2009

Two Men Mastercard Joke

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Bet you didn’t expect this one:

Gucci dress – $350
Dolce & Gabana shoes – $150
Two guys making out while it’s your turn in the spotlight – PRICELESS!

Gay Mastercard Joke

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February 22nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Wanted To Pee Mastercard Joke

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Here’s one that will have you in stitches:

Night out drinking – $35
Getting left behind – No charge
Going to the ATm first instead of to the toilet …. PRICELESS!!

Wanted To Pee Mastercard Joke

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February 1st, 2009 at 1:43 pm