Mastercard Jokes

Humor borrowed from the ‘Priceless’ series of Mastercard television commercials

Priceless Valentine’s Day

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How’s this for a priceless Valentine’s Day surprise:

Chocolates: $30
Long stem Roses: $80
Candle light dinner: $120
Hotel room: $100
Champagne: $50
Condoms: $5
The look on my face when She says that She’s on her period : PRICELESS!

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February 14th, 2011 at 1:03 am

Taylor Swift’s Priceless Moment

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Make-up and Hair style…………..$500.00
New Dress for the show…………$700.00
Giant Stuffed Bear………………….$300.00

Not knowing how to hold the teddy bear when you have a microphone in your hand … PRICELESS!

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January 7th, 2011 at 11:00 am